I looked at my own cervix.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
What drink are we having for lunch?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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