Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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