I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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