I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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