im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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