did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
