saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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