butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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