I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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