Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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