I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
