What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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