I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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