it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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