so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
