I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
i think i just lost a toe
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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