But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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