what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
babies were throwing up all over the place
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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