Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He kissed a someone with a penis
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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