this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
im holly from the hills drunk
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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