I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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