Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Welp...herpes.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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