i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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