you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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