so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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