so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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