That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
