So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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