His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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