Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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