Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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