Say something about gay babies.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
