i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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