That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
