Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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