i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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