At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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