so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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