I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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