Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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