I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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