you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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