Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My vagina is officially offended.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
