I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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