names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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