Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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