I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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