help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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