I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
what day is it and did you see me today?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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