"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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