I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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