We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
wanna go halves on a baby?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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