Don't you send me to vm
she smelled like a LAN party
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
did i walk over a car last night?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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