If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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